Title: They Come to Eat our Green T-Shirts and Not Give us Milk
Sequel to Steak and Potatoes
Author: Bernadette
Rating: PG
Warning: Bad Language
Fandom: Psych
Genre: Humour, Angst, H/C
Summary: At first, Lassiter thinks their newest case is a joke but when a childhood fear rears its ugly head, the case becomes deadly serious.
Main Characters: Lassiter, O'Hara, Spencer, Gus and Vick + OMC's.
Disclaimers: All things Psych owned by Steve Franks and the USA network, although I am devising a secret plan to take over the network and Franks.
Beta: The always encouraging texasartchick and my always most wonderful comma wrangling-ninja-meh monkey-whacking-spyentist virtual spouse winks7985
Note: My intention was to write a short story but while doing some research on the internet, I came across a very small tidbit of information that gave me an idea for a plot that would require a much longer story. Now, I don't know if this bit of information is true - I was unable to find any other sites that gave me the same information - but if it was true, then the world is a very strange place.
Spoilers: For my story Steak and Potatoes. You really should read it before reading this one, if you haven't read it yet that is.
Word Count: This part: 4,942
Status: WIP!


( Part Two - Below there be more fear...... )



Part One | Part Two | tbc

Title: They Come to Eat our Green T-Shirts and Not Give us Milk
Sequel to Steak and Potatoes
Author: Bernadette
Rating: PG
Fandom: Psych
Genre: Humour, Angst, H/C 
Summary: At first, Lassiter thinks their newest case is a joke but when a childhood fear rears its ugly head, the case becomes deadly serious.
Main Characters: Lassiter, O'Hara, Spencer, Gus and Vick.
Disclaimers: All things Psych owned by Steve Franks and the USA network, although I am devising a secret plan to take over the network and Franks. 
Beta: The always encouraging texasartchickand my always most wonderful comma wrangling-ninja-meh monkey-whacking-spyentist virtual spouse winks7985
Note: My intention was to write a short story but while doing some research on the internet, I came across a very small tidbit of information that gave me an idea for a plot that would require a much longer story. Now, I don't know if this bit of information is true - I was unable to find any other sites that gave me the same information - but if it was true, then the world is a very strange place.
Spoilers: For my story Steak and Potatoes. You really should read it before reading this one, if you haven't read it yet that is.
Word Count: This part: 3,267
Status: WIP!

Huge thanks to:

tpena19: (My Evil Master - yes, I am her minion!) Who gave me a lot of helpful information about cows. To quote tpena19: 'My grandparents live on a ranch (where I currently live now) so I grew up around the tricksy things. lorency for the title of this story and the 'I hate cows' icon which is my all time favourite icon ... evah!

texasartchickfor helping me to put the 'fun' back into my writing.
And to Silverluna and vampkira for inspiring me with every word they write!


( They Come to Eat Our Green T-Shirts and Not Give us Milk - Part One )



Part One | Part Two

For tvcharacters100Challenge

Batch No.2

40/100 x Carlton Lassiter - 'Psych'

Credit if snagging ...
Textless icons are not bases. 
Screencaps snagged from burgundy_shoes


Teasers:

           


( Beware of Gun Porn ..... that's all I'm saying )

For tvcharacters100Challenge

Batch No.1

20/100 x Carlton Lassiter - 'Psych'

Credit if snagging ...
Textless icons are not bases.
Some Screencaps snagged from burgundy_shoes


Teasers:

             


( Icons under the cut thingy ..... )

In a massive attempt to distract myself while my dog was going through what she was going through .... I made icons of Timothy Omundson's characters in 'Jericho' and 'Deadwood'.

20 x Phil Constantino - 'Jericho'
20 x Brom Garret - 'Deadwood'



Credit if snagging ... 
Textless icons are not bases.

Again I'm trying something completely different to what I normally do.

Please credit if you're snagging ....




Teasers:


       



( No. 10 is my favourite ..... *blink* )

Title: Tea for Three ... Plus One
Author: Bernadette
Rating: PG
Fandom: Psych
Genre: It started out as an attempt at humor but soon turned to a little bit of H/C. Actually more H than C.
Summary: Sixty seven year old women who attempt to grope younger men, should not be trusted.
Main Characters: Detective’s Lassiter and O'Hara plus a couple of OC's.
Disclaimers: All things Psych owned by Steve Franks and the USA network, although I am devising a secret plan to take over the network and Franks.
Beta: The always wonderful and awesome George (strangevisitor7) and my wonderful comma wrangling-ninja-meh monkey-whacking-spyentist virtual spouse winks7985
Notes: As part of my ficlets100 challenge. Original table can be found here.
Prompt: No. 87 - Tea
Spoilers: None.
Word Count: 3,297 (still can't call it a ficlet).


( Tea and biscuits and perhaps a little ..... groping? )

More icons of - yes, you guessed correctly - Carlton Lassiter.

This time it's something completely different. I tried to experiment with them and do something I've finally gotten the hang of and I'm happy with the result but I'm not sure anyone else will like them.

If you do like them, let me know!

Snaggable as always ....  :)


Teasers:


           


( ..... very little gun porn below the cut..... )

Yeah, I know what you're thinking. I'm thinking it too.

10 hurt/comfort Table: Do-It-Yourself

 

001 Headache/Migraine	002 Drugged	003 Collapse/Fainting	004 Captured/Trapped	005 Unconscious
001	002	003	004	005
006 Fever	007 Graveyard	008 Waiting room	009 Blood	010 Missing
006	007	008	009	010

0/10 Complete

Admit it! You knew they were coming ;)

I even managed not to do a lot of Lassiter Gun Porn - just a lot of Lassiter ...

I also had the intention of including all characters, but I ended up being distracted by the pretty that is Carlton Lassiter - although I know most of you don't consider him to be as hunky as I do ...



Samples:


           



( Carlton Lassiter icons ........ *blink* )

Title: Doorknobs are People too
Author: Bernadette
Rating: PG
Fandom: Psych
Genre: Hurt/Comfort
Summary: Some doors shouldn't be kicked ...
Main Characters: Lassiter, O’Hara, Spencer and Gus.
Disclaimers: All things Psych owned by Steve Franks and the USA network, although I am devising a secret plan to take over the network and Franks.
Beta: My always wonderful and awesome soul sister George (strangevisitor7) who made this a better story and my wonderful comma wrangling-ninja-meh monkey-whacking-spyentist virtual spouse winks7985.
Notes: As part of my ficlets100 challenge. Original table can be found here.
Prompt: No. 20 - Doorknob
Spoilers: Set in season 3 but with no spoilers.
Word Count: 3,029 - still can't call it a ficlet.


( Doorknobs are People too ... that's why they shouldn't be kicked )

Title: Steak and Potatoes
Author: Bernadette
Rating: PG
Fandom: Psych
Genre: Humor
Summary: Do you think it's possible cows could be dangerous, seriously dangerous, possibly evil?
Main Characters: Detective Carlton Lassiter, Chief Karen Vick, Shawn Spencer, and Burton Guster.
Disclaimers: All things Psych owned by Steve Franks and the USA network, although I am devising a secret plan to take over the network and Franks.
Beta: The always wonderful and awesome George (strangevisitor7) and my wonderful comma wrangling-ninja-whacking-spyentist virtual spouse winks7985.
Notes: As part of my ficlets100 challenge. Original table can be found here. Prompt: No. 73 – cows
I've been watching the Psych ep 'Ghosts' way to much - this is the result.
Please note: Only one cow was harmed in this story. It is now being enjoyed by a group of men (who don't eat quiche) with a side dish of potatoes.
Also note: That I sacrificed two days of watching Pysch to write this. Lassiter, who is a very distracting influence, keeps my eyes glued to the tv rather than an empty word document. I listened to 'War of the Worlds' instead.
Another note: I wrote something! Writer's block be gone! I have broken you like a bad back, well almost. The first 3/4 of this story was fun, the last 1/4 was a struggle. *sigh*
Last note: This header is a story in itself :)
Spoilers: None. Well maybe the ep 'Ghosts' but that's going to depend on whether I mention cats or not. I didn't mention cats so no spoilers.
Word Count: 1,140 - it's not under 1,000 words so I can't really call it a ficlet.


( Steak and Potatoes .... and perhaps a manly scream )

@ Pictures are:
M/Copyright 1982 James Dean, Inc. All Rights Reserved. JAMES DEAN
TM is a trademark of James Dean, Inc. Licensed by CMG Worldwide, Inc., Indianapolis, Indiana 46256

@ Pictures snagged from fanpix.net and Google.
@ Textless icons are not bases.

@ Samples




( Live fast, Die young, And have a beautiful corpse ..... )

ficlets100 

These ficlets short stories (because there will be no way in hell I will be able to keep them under 1,000 words and seriously, I'm not going to try) will be written in the Psych fandom and Detective Carlton Lassiter will be the main character.


( Find the ficlet100 table under the cut .... )

Have you seen these yet?



lorency is in the middle of exams - and I'm sure you're still kicking exam ass! - and yet she still found time to make these icons for me. I can't put into words how thankful and grateful I am that she is doing this for me and I didn't even ask.

Taking quotes from my story A Murder Hunt she made the above, absolutely gorgeous icons!

She also made three gorgeous banners for my future epic story, 'A Murder Spree', which are here and here if you haven't seen them. They go perfectly with the story plot.

lorency ... thank you so much!

Title: Look to your right, Mr. Standish - 3/3
Sequel to Look to your left, Mr. Larabee
Author: Bernadette
Rating: PG
Fandom: The Magnificent Seven
Category: OW
Main Characters: Ezra and the rest of the seven
Disclaimers: The guys are owned by CBS, MGM, Trilogy Entertainment Group, and The Mirisch Corp.
Notes: My third story for the 10_hurt_comfort challenge. The original table can be found here.
Table: Injuries
Prompt: No. 8 – Unconscious
Summary: Ezra’s quiet, distracted and the rest of the seven are afraid that he’s losing his mind
Spoilers: None
Status: Complete

( The voice calmed him and brought a small amount of order to his thoughts. )

 

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Title: Look to your right, Mr. Standish - 2/3
Sequel to Look to your left, Mr. Larabee
Author: Bernadette
Rating: PG - A bit of bad language
Fandom: The Magnificent Seven
Category: OW
Main Characters: Ezra and the rest of the seven
Disclaimers: The guys are owned by CBS, MGM, Trilogy Entertainment Group, and The Mirisch Corp.
Notes: My third story for the 10_hurt_comfort challenge. The original table can be found here.
Table: Injuries
Prompt: No. 8 – Unconscious
Summary: Ezra’s quiet, distracted and the rest of the seven are afraid that he’s losing his mind
Spoilers: None
Status: Complete

 

( Ezra’s shoulders, back and hips arched off the bed, forcing the back of his head deeper into the pillow. )

 

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

 

Title: Look to your right, Mr. Standish 1/3
Sequel to Look to your left, Mr. Larabee
Author: Bernadette
Rating: PG
Fandom: The Magnificent Seven
Category: OW
Main Characters: Ezra and the rest of the seven
Disclaimers: The guys are owned by CBS, MGM, Trilogy Entertainment Group, and The Mirisch Corp.
Notes: My third story for the 10_hurt_comfort challenge. The original table can be found here.
Table: Injuries
Prompt: No. 8 – Unconscious
Summary: Ezra’s quiet, distracted and the rest of the seven are afraid that he’s losing his mind
Spoilers: None
Status:  Complete

 

( For a moment, he thought everything was okay and then the pain tore through his skull. )


Part 1 | Part 2

For lorency who is totally awesome. Good Luck with your exams and assignments!

Give me a plot and I will write for you!


♥ ♥ ♥

Another banner from lorencyand it's perfect. All three banners go perfectly with the three plots I have in mind for the story. The main plot and two plots running in the background.

The banners are awesome, lorencyis awesome and I can't thank her enough for her efforts and encouragement. The fact that she has gone out of her way to do this for me without me asking has left me in a puddle of goo and makes my eyes water.

lorency, thank you so much! ♥ ♥ ♥

( Look at the awesome banner under the cut .... it's perfect )